White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
this post wont die
- sirius black: heck yes I'm out of Azkaban
- sirius black: right plan a kill that motherfucker wormtail little fucking
- sirius black: actually maybe I should check on harry first
- sirius black: in disguise obvs
- sirius black: will the fact my disguise is also an omen of death affect this damaged and targeted child in any way
- sirius black: nah
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”